gets roasted.
Wo jeder Post ein Lebenswerk ist, jede Kündigung eine Heldenreise und jedes Frühstück ein Leadership-Moment.
5 minutes on LinkedIn and I’m suddenly “delighted to announce” I’ve lost touch with reality.
LinkedIn really is a race to see who can exaggerate the most.
LinkedIn appears to be down. Thousands of professionals are currently unable to tell everyone else they are “thrilled to announce.”
#Hiring
Nailed it
that aura loss when you comment “interested” on linkedin 😭😭
LinkedIn one click apply to all the jobs
"Mom, why are we so poor?""Because your father spent all his time making up unique insights to post on LinkedIn instead of doing his actual job"
I wish all social media were as non-addictive as LinkedIn
war heute beruflich kurz auf linkedin und was soll ich sagen ...?
Just deleted LinkedIn
There's a type of person who's entire job it is to post on LinkedIn, do speeches at conferences, and never actually get any real work done
öffne linkedin schließe linkedin
How it feels to delete LinkedIn.
Amazing things are happening on LinkedIn
every post on LinkedIn looks like it's AI generated....
LinkedIn is unbearably cringe.
LinkedIn gonna be crazy when they find out ChatGPT can do images next week
I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore
your professional goal should be to be able to delete your linkedin
"My cat died last night, here is what it taught me about B2B sales"
The most successful people I know barely post on LinkedIn. They’re too busy actually doing the work.
There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Men used to go to war, now they announce promotions at their desk jobs using this picture
"LinkedIn is OnlyFans for middle managers"
the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin
I am calling for a complete shutdown of LinkedIn until we figure out what the hell is going on
Optimisten:das Glas ist halb voll Pessimisten:das Glas ist halb leerLinkedIn-User:ein halbes Glas Wasser hat viele Gemeinsamkeiten mit dem B2B-Vertrieb. Hier sind meine Top 15 Learnings💡👇
I have realised that Linkedin is not for me. The sugary sweet tone, the banality of viral 'insights', the fakeness of unknown people congratulating you on your 'work anniversary' make me cringe. Perhaps, this is how corporate interactions work. But it's not for me.
ok that’s enough linkedin for me
very cool how linkedin sends you fake messages which are literally just ads. how is that even legal
Good morning to everyone except the people that ask to connect on LinkedIn, and then immediately try to sell us something when we accept.
Not my meme, don't know the source. But still very true about LinkedIn.
The best way to stay unemployed is to use the "Open To Work" avatar on LinkedIn.
LinkedIn perfekte Plattform, wenn einem die anderen sozialen Netzwerke nicht ausreichend gestellt und künstlich sind
LinkedIn is so desperate for engagement they will notify you when someone sneezes
irgendwann hat sich jemand mal gedacht "was wenn ALLES ein Bewerbungsgespräch wäre" und hat LinkedIn erfunden
Me and the boys after endorsing each other’s skills on LinkedIn...
There's nothing worse than watching a friend attempt to become a LinkedIn Influencer#sales #tech #marketing #growth #networking #personaladvice