LinkedIn

gets roasted.

Wo jeder Post ein Lebenswerk ist, jede Kündigung eine Heldenreise und jedes Frühstück ein Leadership-Moment.

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INFOSEC F0X 🔥
INFOSEC F0X 🔥
@infosec_fox

5 minutes on LinkedIn and I’m suddenly “delighted to announce” I’ve lost touch with reality.

Corporate Absurdity
Corporate Absurdity
@ConsoomerLs

LinkedIn really is a race to see who can exaggerate the most.

INFOSEC F0X 🔥
INFOSEC F0X 🔥
@infosec_fox

LinkedIn appears to be down. Thousands of professionals are currently unable to tell everyone else they are “thrilled to announce.”

Vritijaa :)
Vritijaa :)
@Baddism140979
Ronald
Ronald
@ronsanc

#Hiring

no context memes
no context memes
@nocontextmemes
Lisa Forte
Lisa Forte
@LisaForteUK

Nailed it

LinkedIn Lunatics
LinkedIn Lunatics
@LinkedInLunat1c
chaotic memes
chaotic memes
@memechaotic
kawsh
kawsh
@kawshh

that aura loss when you comment “interested” on linkedin 😭😭

Soren Iverson
Soren Iverson
@soren_iverson

LinkedIn one click apply to all the jobs

Charlie Light
Charlie Light
@charliewrich

"Mom, why are we so poor?""Because your father spent all his time making up unique insights to post on LinkedIn instead of doing his actual job"

Jeff Timmer
Jeff Timmer
@jefftimmer

I wish all social media were as non-addictive as LinkedIn

𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖉𝖎 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑 🍺
𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖉𝖎 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑 🍺
@derjansinn

war heute beruflich kurz auf linkedin und was soll ich sagen ...?

Corporate Dudes
Corporate Dudes
@corporatedudes

Just deleted LinkedIn

TTI
TTI
@TikTokInvestors
Buyback Capital
Buyback Capital
@Larryjamieson_

There's a type of person who's entire job it is to post on LinkedIn, do speeches at conferences, and never actually get any real work done

sergio tahini, PhD
sergio tahini, PhD
@_sergiotahini

öffne linkedin schließe linkedin

Bold
Bold
@boldleonidas

How it feels to delete LinkedIn.

Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov
@ChShersh

Amazing things are happening on LinkedIn

mRr3b00t
mRr3b00t
@UK_Daniel_Card

every post on LinkedIn looks like it's AI generated....

DogeDesigner
DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

LinkedIn is unbearably cringe.

Turner Novak 🍌🧢
Turner Novak 🍌🧢
@TurnerNovak

LinkedIn gonna be crazy when they find out ChatGPT can do images next week

Discounted Trash Flow
Discounted Trash Flow
@DiscountedTF

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

Kevin Naughton Jr.
Kevin Naughton Jr.
@KevinNaughtonJr

your professional goal should be to be able to delete your linkedin

cblon
cblon
@CblonVGC

"My cat died last night, here is what it taught me about B2B sales"

AMOO JACOB.
AMOO JACOB.
@youngblesstmoni

The most successful people I know barely post on LinkedIn. They’re too busy actually doing the work.

Loba Agboola
Loba Agboola
@lobacake

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn

Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boring_Business
Boring_Business
@BoringBiz_

Men used to go to war, now they announce promotions at their desk jobs using this picture

Beff (e/acc)
Beff (e/acc)
@beffjezos

"LinkedIn is OnlyFans for middle managers"

dax
dax
@thdxr

the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin

Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA

I am calling for a complete shutdown of LinkedIn until we figure out what the hell is going on

E L   H O T Z O
E L H O T Z O
@elhotzo

Optimisten:das Glas ist halb voll Pessimisten:das Glas ist halb leerLinkedIn-User:ein halbes Glas Wasser hat viele Gemeinsamkeiten mit dem B2B-Vertrieb. Hier sind meine Top 15 Learnings💡👇

ALEX
ALEX
@ajtourville

If LinkedIn was real life 🤣

Aunindyo Chakravarty
Aunindyo Chakravarty
@Aunindyo2023

I have realised that Linkedin is not for me. The sugary sweet tone, the banality of viral 'insights', the fakeness of unknown people congratulating you on your 'work anniversary' make me cringe. Perhaps, this is how corporate interactions work. But it's not for me.

Vega Shah
Vega Shah
@dr_alphalyrae

ok that’s enough linkedin for me

kache
kache
@yacineMTB

very cool how linkedin sends you fake messages which are literally just ads. how is that even legal

StripMallGuy
StripMallGuy
@realEstateTrent

Good morning to everyone except the people that ask to connect on LinkedIn, and then immediately try to sell us something when we accept.

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown
@andrewbrown

Not my meme, don't know the source. But still very true about LinkedIn.

Nikita Bier
Nikita Bier
@nikitabier

The best way to stay unemployed is to use the "Open To Work" avatar on LinkedIn.

E L   H O T Z O
E L H O T Z O
@elhotzo

LinkedIn perfekte Plattform, wenn einem die anderen sozialen Netzwerke nicht ausreichend gestellt und künstlich sind

Eade
Eade
@eade_bengard

LinkedIn is so desperate for engagement they will notify you when someone sneezes

E L   H O T Z O
E L H O T Z O
@elhotzo

irgendwann hat sich jemand mal gedacht "was wenn ALLES ein Bewerbungsgespräch wäre" und hat LinkedIn erfunden

Avtar Gill
Avtar Gill
@AvtarGill53

Me and the boys after endorsing each other’s skills on LinkedIn...

Nick Abouzeid, EA
Nick Abouzeid, EA
@nickabouzeid

There's nothing worse than watching a friend attempt to become a LinkedIn Influencer#sales #tech #marketing #growth #networking #personaladvice